A new signing, as such.

After 3 seasons, 30+mil fee, and gazillions in wages, Ollie has come to the conclusion, that he wants/needs, a specialist ‘Barn Door’ coach.

He has been quite impressive in the vids, ‘wow’, ‘a marked improvement’, ‘brilliant’, come the plaudits from the numpty Tw@erazzi.

However, I wonder what will happen when he progresses to practicing with a Keeper between the sticks?

He’ll be fkd then.