Quote Originally Posted by islaydarkblue View Post
When you got married you stated that ‘from this day forward, to have and to hold in sickness and in health’ which means that you have to look after your wife as she looks after you.
You really are a moron. It was a joke.

For the record I also joined the RAF and swore alleigance to The Queen of England, her heirs and successors because I desperately needed a job, something that a 20 year old had little hope of in Thatcher's Britain, but I've changed my mind about that too and the Queen, her heirs and successors can now do one. You do what you have to to look after your family in hard times though and a white lie now and again doesn't harm anyone does it?

It used to be that you could change your mind, now it's made up for you of course.