..... Oh ... detais ... ie. the food ...

Rolls ... fillings? ... properly cooked good quality square sausage and/or bacon and/or sliced tomata ... and/or the maist beautifully tender slabs o' chicken breast, and huge veg pakoras ..... and plenty savoury chilli sauce.

"Would ye like anither bun? ... take anither plate!" .... ye waant a bit o' spicy chicken? or two? ... here's anither ... if ye waant mair, come an' see me"

"You boys waant anither beer? Whidyiz waant? If ye waant moar, jist come tae ra bar"

..... onywye, bein the want not waste not type, Ah got stuffed tae the point Ah couldnae eat onymair ... 'doggybagged 3 slabs o' chicken, an' two tennis ba' sized pakoras ... Ah had nae need tae cook aa day!

... so ... as a guy fa plays mir weddins per year than Celtic or Rangers end o' season points tally, fan Ah say 10/10 for Anyas caterin ... Ah ken fit Ah'm spikkin aboot!