There is a woke a woke conspiracy to get everyone to behave in a woke way such as the water companies attending to leaks and not putting much s­hit into our lakes, rivers and coastal waters. I say f­uck this woke behaviour. If the water companies have the ambition to put s­hit into all water everywhere it is not for woke bustards to try to prevent it. If the water companies do not want to fix leaks then it is their right. To contradict these matters is woke gone mad. It is just the sort of subject that Jeremy Corbyn would write about in the Guardian.