Kristensen is ****, I'm really hoping he just needs to get used to the Premier League because he is bordering on Firpo levels of liability.

We are playing ****e, properly ****e much like Brighton only difference is Everton aren't trying, playing like a league two team yet they've scored because surprise surprise Kristensen and Llorente have made errors.

Ref is a whopper as well, Pickford I reckon has wasted a good 5 minutes in that half alone and he's done nothing but point at his watch, then we only get 4 minutes? Rodrigo injury was 3

Massive improvement needed second half oh and if Bamford is still crocked guess what, we have no striker!