Quote Originally Posted by keldsyke View Post
What about asking everyone on the side of the earth nearest to the sun to jump up and down until we are far enough away? Obviously if the earth is flat that wouldn’t work.
My gran can’t jump, so that idea’s a no go either, I’m afraid.

As I’ve always maintained, the only solution is to shrink the sun. Give it to my mum to put in the wash and we’re sorted.