Oh I've asked dozens and dozens and dozens of questions that have gone unanswered. I just don't make a song and dance about it, and certainly don't create a O/T thread.

"Private thing?" It's called a Private message it's like a text message between two people. Footymad offer the service to all, it's very common on this sort of internet platform. Personally I can't see anything 'weird' about it especially when we are all trying to avoid derailing match day thread.

Glad you are now satisfied and we can look forward to Notts' next game or talking about the Queen, the BBC's coverage or whatever floats your boat currently.