AFC limericks

[NaeMairNeeps]

Besuijen, correct spelling of name,
pronunciation, less correct to the same.
Besuijen, like 'neeps heughin',
Sky Sports chose 'best wye in'
Ach tae **** min, Vinnie, get on wi the game

[stewarty27]

The boards intellectual called Vintage.
Of brains this boy had no shortage.
Well Red in all matters.
would tear you to tatters.
57 is not in his dotage.