Leeds United - v - Arsenal ***Matchday Thread***

[spaldy]

I saw an article in the Wall Street Journal on Haaland. It referenced how little he does on the pitch. His touches are very low. His "persoanl goal" is to have 5 touches/5 Goals. He's not done it yet but that's what he's working toward.

Perhaps we could have bamrigo lay down somewhere in the box and just blast it off him hoping for a goal. The odds of it going in aren't much less than when they are actively trying. PK's would be a little tricky. Maybe have them lie just outside the box and have the PK taker blast it off them. Again, probably a higher chance than them taking it.

Perhaps we could get permission from the FA to place a rubbish bin or piece of furniture in the box and use it in lieu of a striker and use the salary savings to fund longer term contracts for Meslier or our Midfielders?

[hopelesslyoptimistic]

I sense you may be more than a little frustrated by Bambi’s squandering of high xG changes S 😎