Quote Originally Posted by donsdaft View Post
You've seen minkers with mobile phones.

Have they worked for them?
Have they ever worked?
Will they ever work?

I don't suppose they have to pull anything off, just use the correct magic phrases.

" not having a phone is affecting my mental health" etc.

Minker b'astards
You've never really defined a Minker, Most minkers I'm aware of are house-breakers, Drug dealers, Scap dealers etc, These minkers are rakin in a sma fortune so no need for the paltry benefits Pfffffffffffffft to that saiz Mr Townsley ESQ, Just out of curiosity I googled Minker,

* The act of accidentally exposing your erect ***** while it is tucked up into your belt
* Widely used in the North West of Ireland to describe those from towns such as Sligo, who display chav qualities chav
* Minkers are often seen in packs, usually hanging around together being involved in such noble leisure activities such as smoking,
* A term of abuse for any disreputable ragamuffin or rowdy
* Probably derived from "tinker" and used primarily in scotland. Used to describe someone with low standards of personal hygiene ie someone who is rather dirty, disgusting and may have a tendency to raid bins. One can also be a "mink" and a minker is "minky"

Awa an hae a wash ya dirty minker
* A minker is a **** whos boobs are too big and their shirt always falls off.

What sort of wurld are you living in DD