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    Quote Originally Posted by Mason89 View Post
    I suppose the cars flew up there as well?
    You've been watching Chitty Chitty Bang Bang again haven't you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Zone View Post
    I hate to stir up controversy but I thought of Mason when I read about a swan that caused chaos on the M8 after it flew onto the carriageway.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotla...-west-63245571
    Was going to post it, but thought better of it. Brave man

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDeeDon View Post
    Was going to post it, but thought better of it. Brave man
    There’s nothing brave in stating the ridiculous.

    It’s like me saying penguins can play darts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mason89 View Post
    There’s nothing brave in stating the ridiculous.

    It’s like me saying penguins can play darts
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    Scotland could do with a journalist of Fintan O'Toole's caliber, Quote of the article " For the DUP gave birth to the protocol. Its horror is repugnance at the face of its own child."

    https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...E2G4HtChQT0EMk

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    The Scream and Dexys have been much better musically in the past, but the sentiment and passion of this will see me through.

    https://youtu.be/REx_JVD3-20

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    Quote Originally Posted by 57vintage View Post
    The Scream and Dexys have been much better musically in the past, but the sentiment and passion of this will see me through.

    https://youtu.be/REx_JVD3-20
    Nice one "Red" Vintage, Good to see a certain James Connolly making an appearance on the Vid, You'll recall the Red Wedge collective back in mid-eighties. I personally lost my love of the trade Union movement during the miners' strike when they bottled it in supporting the Miner's a general strike would have given that Cow something to think about, Bu7t really enjoyed your post,

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    Matt Hancock to appear in the latest series of I'm a Celebrity. I hope they give him every stinking, horrible thing they can possibly think of then multiply it by 100.

    Becoming a celebrity off the back of being an MP and being shyte at his job, nae wonder the country is f*cked.

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    Is he the shagger? I like the quote on the BBC News page:

    “Andy Drummond, deputy chairman of the West Suffolk Conservative Association, said he was looking forward to seeing Mr Hancock eating a kangaroo's stroop*.

    “Not the first cock that he’ll have had in his mooth”, he didn’t say, but I think he should have.

    * actually ‘p3nis’ but that’s censored.

    “And in the Sevco starting line up today are: Alcoholics, child molesters, nervous wrecks and prima donnas; jilted lovers, office clerks, petty thieves, hard drug pursuers, lonely tramps, awkward misfits, oh any one of these”.

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    From today's P@J. I'm really not sure where to start with this one


    Flasher in court as man and woman on same day
    Alan and Alannah breaks new legal ground over offences committed as male and female
    Daily Record3 Nov 2022by Gordon Currie
    A FLASHER who hurled pizza and a skateboard during a series of public order offences has appeared in court as a man and a woman on the same day.

    The 50-year-old, who broke new legal ground, was put on a restriction of liberty order for three months as a result of offences committed as Alan and Alannah Morgan. The accused was addressed as Alannah Morgan in the dock at Dundee Sheriff Court.

    Morgan, of the city’s Strathmore Lodge, was sentenced in relation to four separate complaints – two as a man and two as a woman.

    As Alannah, she admitted that on February 24 last year she acted in a threatening or abusive manner in the city’s Happyhillock Road by striking a floor and screaming.

    She also admitted having a knife, swearing and referring to Andrew Rhynd in derogatory terms, and uttering threats in April 2021. On the second complaint, she admitted acting in a threatening or abusive manner in Nethergate on April 24.

    Morgan admitted shouting incoherently and indiscriminately throwing pizza around, and urinating in public.

    As a man, Morgan was charged with acting in a threatening or abusive manner and adopting an aggressive demeanour while making derogatory remarks to police in Brewery Lane on January 3 this year.

    Morgan admitted the offence when he was subject to an anti-social behaviour order. A handwritten amendment to papers had been made to score out Alan and replace it with Alannah.

    In the final case, Alan Morgan admitted acting in a threatening or abusive manner in Brewery Lane on March 23. He admitted repeatedly throwing a skateboard and kicking bins, as well as shouting, swearing and making offensive remarks to police.

    Morgan also pled guilty to striking a cell door, exposing his buttocks and repeatedly spitting within a cell and pulling down his trousers.

    The court papers were amended to replace Alan with Alannah

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