Too fkn right! ... ye see, fan Ah wis a nipper ... or neeper even ... it wis a richt chav hollowin oot a neep ... but! the hollowed oot neep bits got biled up an' eaten! .... but fa actually eats pumpkin?? .... answers on a postcard? if such things actually get posted onymair?
Maybe Ah should be hostin a pumpkin hollowin' oot workshop .... and 'disposin' o' the discarded pumpkin flesh in a fermentin bucket ... and makin a big batch o' pumpkin wine .... Ah reckon it wid be preferable tae a wine made fae neeps