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    Gavin Williamson

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    Gavin Williamson sent the sort of text messages to Chief Whip Wendy Morton that should get him sacked. She had some power to decide which politicians could attend the late Queen's funeral, presumably the Westminster Abbey formalities.

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    What happened to keeping things in house? As if socialists dont use bad words. The chief whip needs firing. Does Williamson get things done? i dont know, if he does, hes got my support, and id tell the cheif whip to grow up and f uck off.

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    Gavin Williamson was in the Cabinet but failed in that particular job. He was moved to another Cabinet job and he failed in that job. He was moved again to another Cabinet job. He again failed. But he is extremely competent at plotting with back benchers, so when Boris Johnson eventually dismissed him from Cabinet he made sure that Williamson got a knighthood.

    Rishi Sunak probably brought him back into Cabinet so that Williamson would be pissing out rather than pissing in. Now Williamson is in Cabinet with no job because he is known to be useless. But he has Cabinet status.

    The current embarrassment is a formidable problem for Sunak. Keeping him in Cabinet would be difficult, dismissing him from Cabinet could result in Williamson using his formidable plotting skills on the back benches.

    The Chief Whip knows all the intimate sins of every Conservative MP, including Cabinet Ministers. Only a total idiot tries to p­iss on the Chief Whip.
    Last edited by _Stefan_Kuntz; 06-11-2022 at 05:02 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psaw View Post
    What happened to keeping things in house? As if socialists dont use bad words.
    The governing party is always the major political story. It does not matter if a dozen Labour MPs are known to regularly s­hag or be s­hagged by donkeys.

    Various media reporters are always 'tapping up' Conservative MPs, including Cabinet Ministers, for embarrassing stories. It is inevitable that more will be found to go alongside those of Bridgen (lobbying), Braverman (security) and Williamson (extremely embarrassing texts to the Chief Whip, known about by Sunak before he appointed Williamson).

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    Williamson has either resigned or 'resigned' (by encouragement). After he lost his place in the Theresa May Cabinet he substantially plotted against her from the back benches.

    Back in Cabinet under the Johnson Premiership he again seriously messed up and was once more dismissed to the back benches and given a knighthood by Johnson, presumably with the idea that such would restrain Williamson from plotting against him. It did not do so, Williamson was a leading plotter against Johnson.

    Now that the b­astard is once more on the back benches we can expect him to be consistent and plot against Sunak. Clearly, Williamson is much more to the political Right than Sunak.

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    I have now got the text of Gavin Williamson's resignation letter to Rishi Sunak. Here it is :-

    Rishi,
    Some a­rseholes have made up some s­hite about me using foul and abusive language in text messages and vocally to them.
    The woke t­wats simply don't like it up 'em. So I will now f­uck off to the back benches. Be aware that when Theresa May and
    Boris Johnson both put me in the Cabinet and dismissed me .... well,then things began to go wrong for them and the back benchers
    were revolting. I will initiate the same thing to happen to you as I did to those two Prime Ministers.

    As for the c­unts who have accused me of unethical behaviour ... they are all going to have some very bad luck.

    When I was Chief Whip I perfected my skills at being an utterly vile b­astard and learned how to discover where all the bodies
    were buried. In fact I buried a few myself. I have got something on every Cabinet Minister and every Conservative back bench MP.

    So do not plan on getting any successfull results from 3 line whips. The back benchers are mine. Your days are numbered. I am
    going to make it impossible for you to continue in office and I will engineer such chaos that there will have to be a General
    E­rection. It will be a General E­rection because the Conservatives will be utterly f­ucked.

    I shall be OK though, as I have stated I know where all the bodies are buried, so that knowledge will provide me with a substantial
    stream of revenue.

    Yours ethically, you f­ucking t­wat,
    Gavin Williamson
    Last edited by _Stefan_Kuntz; 09-11-2022 at 12:52 AM.

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