Booooooooo!

[57vintage]

That wasn't you in Asda CP yesterday was it 57 ? You don't drive a big flashy BMW and wear shorts when its blawin a driving rain hoolie ? And tattoos on big fat muscular calf's ?

Asda? Not with a car. It’s only half a mile awa.

BMW? No. I like the sedate safety of the Volvo. One of those Maseratis could have your eye out. Careful now, mind how you go.

Shorts? Only April-October.

Tattoos are for sailors and convicts.

Calves? No, but I had milk on my Weetabix yesterday.

[stewarty27]

Asda? Not with a car. It’s only half a mile awa.

BMW? No. I like the sedate safety of the Volvo. One of those Maseratis could have your eye out. Careful now, mind how you go.

Shorts? Only April-October.

Tattoos are for sailors and convicts.

Calves? No, but I had milk on my Weetabix yesterday.

You surely must take the car for the big shop.. Unless your one o those minks who chore the trollies and leave it in the local park. Oops I've just said "minks" here comes Mr Daft minkfinder general. I'm a Hyundai and bran flakes Man BTW,