Oxford United v Barnsley Match Thoughts

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Sounds like match may be off , frozen pitch ,

Kassam Stadium dunt ev undersoil heating so the'll ev to get them braziers lit and cover the pitch wi straw from all the big posh houses wi stables in Oxfordshire. Mek sure it is not used straw frum mucking art cos hoss sh1t sticks to thi football booit studs.

Oakwell has all the under soil heating facilities so we will take no lectures from Oxford about being prepared for cowd weather.

If the players are already in a top quality Cotswold hotel eytin locally sourced full English breakfasts it will be a short run for Duff to get ooam for the long weekend as he waves the coach off back to Barnsley. Norwood will finish off any food left on plates at breakfast.