Don't turn up at your parents still pyssed and hungover from an all day Christmas eve session .

It happened once as a younger but none the less old enough to know better man .

The disgrace will never be forgiven and it wasn't , " And don't you be turning up like you did the other year either " .

" it's the only day of the year when we sit down together as a family and you can't even respect that "

" your mother is upset I hope your proud "

It doesn't stop there either , the good members of the family looking down their noses and giving you the shame on you treatment .

Don't go there .