How come the Wombles don't clean up the riverbank by the Trent where I sit,are they afraid of the river,do they only exist in Wimbledon common and if so why haven't they spread out more into cities like foxes,how big are they,they always seem to wear adult clothes on the TV and when they appeared on Top of the Pops they was massive,they've also gone a bit quite since Bernard Cribbins passed away,was they big fans of his and still in mourning,how come there's no mention of Wombles on Noah's Ark in the Bible,didn't he like them? These are all questions that I think about in bed in the early hours of the morning and then I realise... They are fictional!

You don't believe in God Stefan,why do you ponder such things?