Sturgeonland

[57vintage]

It was just that you said you were returning to paying tax.

Not paying any more direct taxes is a big attraction.
Stuff your business rates up your a'rse.

My first state pension payment (for four days total since I qualified) was in my account this morning. I’ll probably breach the basic tax threshold by 5 April.

We were promised jetpacks.

[donsdaft]

Were we not half.

Retirement at 55 if I remember correctly.