Sturgeonland

[57vintage]

Did the greatest politician this country has ever had, not lose his seat to that dolls heid Colin Clark?

Yes. Then I had to vote for the equally-bemused Richard Thomson (settle Stewarty, he’s more batshît than Beeswing) in 2019 to get rid of the erse (I wrote an apology on my ballot to the Labour candidate for voting tactically rather than the impressive manifesto that I wanted to vote for - mild social democracy, ken?).

As we said of Banffshire’s Tory Bill Baker in 1974, “it is believed that he has once asked a question about the constituency”.

Bland grey porridge.

Down with this sort of thing.