AFC limericks

[NaeMairNeeps]

Oor interim manager, Barry,
Has this notion oor future is starry
Tells the lads "rin aboot"
"Get intae them - boot! boot!"
"And ma tenure will nae be temp-rarry!"

[RED_JOHN]

Our chairman is on the hospital bed
Leaving our hopes of a quick new manager dead
In his place will be a lad called Alan from Motherwell
So hello Alan and welcome to hell
Now get your finger out and appoint a boss like what was said

[pieandbovrilman]

Our chairman is on the hospital bed
Leaving our hopes of a quick new manager dead
In his place will be a lad called Alan from Motherwell
So hello Alan and welcome to hell
Now get your finger out and appoint a boss like what was said

I’m nae too sure you’ve got the correct rhythm and flow going there for a limerick but I did laugh!

[pieandbovrilman]

Trying to pen a Dons limerick,
Is hard and sometimes you’ll stick
But if you Dinna try too hard
Or pretend to be a bard
Then you winna end up looking like a d!ck!