On your first day as a fireman mon ami, you probably fell off the ladder, doused yourself with a hose, but after a few mistakes and a bit of gentle ribbing, no doubt you got your $hit together?

I'm still trying to work out if Alan Pace is a f*cking genius or the world's luckiest Mormon.

Either way he certainly spotted a winner in Vincent Kompany and well done Alan for backing Vinny to the hilt.