“DRS” is cricket’s Decision Review System, fûck all to do with Coapy Loaf screwtops and Pola Cola tins. Ours already go in the mixed recycling bin which is teemed fortnightly by the scaffie heroes of lockdown. Of course, given their library-shutting and Sistema-wrecking attacks on the working poor yesterday, it’ll be no surprise if the lazy, useless whankers running Aberdeen Council decide to stop this established system from handling such containers to remain on-message with their overlords in Edinburgh, and that utter fuucking zoomer and liar Slater.

Umpire’s call won’t work this time.

Apart from the foregoing, I have no strong feelings on the matter.

(She IS a fuucking idiot though).