It was a deadly dull day for sport yesterday, no Championship, Clitheroe away, the 6 Nations finished, even the horse racing was 2nd rate fare, there was live women's football all over the place but I wasn't that desperate, and then I saw the girls were also playing Rugby, England v Scotland no less. I switched it on, a mixture of boredom and curiosity I suppose, and I stayed tuned in as, with 20 minutes to go, the Jockesses were getting one hell of a beating from our girls, and I can stand 20 minutes of watching Scotland losing at absolutely anything.

But the highlight, it made my day, came close to end, someone in the commentary box had to choose 'player of the match', and after making her choice she summed up by saying, 'Yes, she's my MAN of the match'. Her co-commentator took over and ignored the slip of the tongue, confirming to viewers who the 'player of the match' was.

I've no idea who the poor lass was who said 'Man of the match', but I doubt she'll be invited back in a hurry. Nevertheless, how I laughed, as they used to say in Viz, and maybe they still do say that in Viz.