Sturgeonland

[mondo_notion]

Humza does not help himself, swears he is a true true Scot and then turns up on the steps of Bute House wearing a Pakistani coat, he represents a Glasgow seat but lives in Dundee.

Aye but how was his hair cut?

[Mason89]

Aye but how was his hair cut?

That’s actually the most important question I’ve seen on the subject. I know he’s the continuity candidate but it’s still quite impressive how effortlessly the attacks continue. The Murrells have gone, there’s no more POWER HUNGRY WEE NIPPY KRANKIE B1TCH & the GRA has been blocked. They’ve got everything they wanted, yet still haven’t stopped crying.

What’s really interesting is that they take direction from an a Bath based unionist plant & a deranged unionist english billionaire

[TheDeeDon]

Humza does not help himself, swears he is a true true Scot and then turns up on the steps of Bute House wearing a Pakistani coat, he represents a Glasgow seat but lives in Dundee.

Ah, the real issue now. His heritage.

[TheDeeDon]

So that's the new cabinet announced and bar Angus Robertson I have no idea about any of them.


When did Robertson become an MSP?

[TheDeeDon]

One of my closest pals for almost 50 years (I mentioned his potential candidature in 2015 somewhere up there^^^, along with his being used by what he referred to as ‘party middle management’) has just sent me this:
“I’ve resigned from the SNP after 49 years”.

If people like him are deserting, there’s some serious poop going on.

It’s beginning to look like Iraq after Saddam was deposed, and the warring factions, kept quiet by fear, began the fechting.

Interesting.

Kenny Anderson, is that your pal?

I did some work for his firm a few years ago now and I think I worked with his loon.

[Red Zone]

So that's the new cabinet announced and bar Angus Robertson I have no idea about any of them.


When did Robertson become an MSP?

Your first comment says it all about how domineering Sturgeon was given that six out of the nine were in the last Sturgeon cabinet and one of the others in an earlier Sturgeon cabinet. The two others are the guy who ran his campaign plus a loyal Sturgeon/Yousaf supporter. So hardly bringing the warring sides together - a cabinet full of yes men/women - where have we seen that before???

Robertson was an MP until 2017 where to his eternal embarrassment he lost his seat to Doogie Ross. He then stood and won a seat in the 2021 Holyrood elections.

[57vintage]

So that's the new cabinet announced and bar Angus Robertson I have no idea about any of them.


When did Robertson become an MSP?

When the NEC rigged the rules at the last Scottish election so that no sitting MP was allowed to be a Holyrood candidate. This was rumoured to be a move to prevent Ms Cherry MP from candidature as she doesn’t toe The Party line on all subjects. Or so the rumour goes.

Robison as Finance Secretary, for fûck’s sake. Hilarious if it wasn’t such a car crash waiting to happen. I’m weary with reminding people that all governments do financially is tax you, me and The Mannie Along The Road, then distribute the cash over its priority areas, like ferries, a National Energy Company, and that.

Matheson gets the NHS. That’s THAT fûcked then. Probably the most useless dick of all getting the biggest budget to squander.

Gilruth looking after education. She didn’t exactly shine at Transport, did she, although that was a bit of a hospital pass given the sotter she inherited.

Somerville, aye the fûcking eejit who’s left further education in its current ailing state, is now the Social Justice Secretary. Crime and that, ken? “Yo! Time for a crime spree” as Snake in The Simpsons said.

Them’s just the highlights.

More to come, including the fate of Kevin Stewart…

Strap yersels in, comrades, it’s bound to be a bumpy hurl.

Thank your lucky stars you’re not a migrant though. Army camps being prepared to house the poor basturts. No word yet if gas chambers are part of the refurb, or if planning permission is being sought.

[TheDeeDon]

When the NEC rigged the rules at the last Scottish election so that no sitting MP was allowed to be a Holyrood candidate. This was rumoured to be a move to prevent Ms Cherry MP from candidature as she doesn’t toe The Party line on all subjects. Or so the rumour goes.

Robison as Finance Secretary, for fûck’s sake. Hilarious if it wasn’t such a car crash waiting to happen. I’m weary with reminding people that all governments do financially is tax you, me and The Mannie Along The Road, then distribute the cash over its priority areas, like ferries, a National Energy Company, and that.

Matheson gets the NHS. That’s THAT fûcked then. Probably the most useless dick of all getting the biggest budget to squander.

Gilruth looking after education. She didn’t exactly shine at Transport, did she, although that was a bit of a hospital pass given the sotter she inherited.

Somerville, aye the fûcking eejit who’s left further education in its current ailing state, is now the Social Justice Secretary. Crime and that, ken? “Yo! Time for a crime spree” as Snake in The Simpsons said.

Them’s just the highlights.

More to come, including the fate of Kevin Stewart…

Strap yersels in, comrades, it’s bound to be a bumpy hurl.

Thank your lucky stars you’re not a migrant though. Army camps being prepared to house the poor basturts. No word yet if gas chambers are part of the refurb, or if planning permission is being sought.

Surely Kevin Stewart isn't in a role?
I've met him. Didn't mind him, but like Douglas Lumsden, shouldn't be anywhere near frontline politics.

My abiding memory of Stewart is his chain smoking.

The ferries I think they honestly thought they were doing good, but badly advised.

I have a background of accountancy in the shipping industry and it's a rigged game.

If they'd only run the numbers by me I could have kept them right.

[TheDeeDon]

Your first comment says it all about how domineering Sturgeon was given that six out of the nine were in the last Sturgeon cabinet and one of the others in an earlier Sturgeon cabinet. The two others are the guy who ran his campaign plus a loyal Sturgeon/Yousaf supporter. So hardly bringing the warring sides together - a cabinet full of yes men/women - where have we seen that before???

Robertson was an MP until 2017 where to his eternal embarrassment he lost his seat to Doogie Ross. He then stood and won a seat in the 2021 Holyrood elections.

I used to love my politics, but I don't follow much now, hardly at all.
I probably find out more on here about what is happening in the political world than anywhere else.

[57vintage]

Surely Kevin Stewart isn't in a role?
I've met him. Didn't mind him, but like Douglas Lumsden, shouldn't be anywhere near frontline politics.

My abiding memory of Stewart is his chain smoking.

The ferries I think they honestly thought they were doing good, but badly advised.

I have a background of accountancy in the shipping industry and it's a rigged game.

If they'd only run the numbers by me I could have kept them right.

Oor Kev is the MSP charged with introducing the National Care Service.

I’ll just let that sink in.

Unlike anything sensible or educational or worthwhile in his fûcking dense cranium.

Before that, he was the boy who forgot to get The Party’s comms staff to publicise the new domestic fire alarm arrangements in 2019-20.

He was also the cheerleader in attempting to wreck the Trainie Park by attempting to invoke the finance nightmare of Tax Incremental Funding in an attempt to crawl up Ian Wood’s butthole. TIF was later revealed to have been rigged after a long-delayed Sunday Herald FOI request.

In coalition with the LibDems on the local council, he, as Finance Convenor, produced “an alternative budget” before proudly publicising it. It included compulsory redundancy of council staff. He had to withdraw it next day after having his collar felt by Holyrood’s Finance Minister (Swinney) , who reminded him that it was the policy of The Party to oppose compulsory redundancies in local authorities. Then the complete fûcking dick headed up an anti-cuts march in the city, opposing the cuts that he and the Libs had cooked up.

Then there was his embarrassing shouty in-chamber spat with the admirable Andy Wightman, where he got not just the wrong end of the stick, but was in the wrong forest altogether.

Then getting chucked out of a post-conference LGBTQ+ event in Aberdeen after a shouting match with a shag rival..

You get the picture? You see what I mean?

There’s hunners more…