For fück’s sake.

He’ll send Glen Sannox to the Duthie Park pond if it isn’t towed off the Clyde for scrap metal.

Life imitates art. In 7:84’s The Cheviot, The Stag, and The Black Black Oil, an MP called Hamish Banff has the line, “And fan we get independence, we’ll build a motorway fae Edinburgh to Macduff. Aye, b’goad, and a’ the wye back again”.

I wouldn’t let that dick near Codonas’ dodgems, never mind airports, trains and bridges.

This should be a laugh.