I have several close friends and relations who are 'Hard Left' and proud of it. I only have to check the op-eds in the Grauniad to know what their thinking is on any given subject on any given day. There is simply no deviation, none whatsoever, not ever, from the Lefty Grauniad line and you are just the same mon ami.

Nick Cohen came up with the perfect description of you Lefties, 'That great herd of independent minds'. Absolutely spot on, got you Lefties bang to rights, couldn't have put it better myself.