BBC and Yorkshire

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Aye up Chalky.

Her role was a 'concerned local' I guess, you know what it's like, once they film something and it falls through they can use the footage for something else - something like 'Confessions Of A Period Drama' where women in prissy dresses get pumped by castle maintenance men or lute players who say 'cor blimey' a lot.

Although she was the sort who would frequently tell you that there would be 'consequences' if you left her I actually went out with her twice and she was pregnant in the years between - why on earth would you go out with her for a second time knowing what you know you may ask? Well I was really low and vulnerable and she used me for s ex, although nobody is bothered if you are male and they will give you no sympathy when a girl takes what they want at a time when you are weak, it isn't like she spat me out though she wanted more of it and it put me in the position of having to escape - again.

And yes, it is one of the funniest things that I have seen and it even makes me smile to this very day about the pied wagtails, her concept of birds actually growing up just like humans is fantastically childlike.

And yes still see her around as if I come out of my house, turn left and keep going for five minutes and the first thing that you would hit would be her house, although I am under strict orders to keep away from that 'loony bi tch'.