AFC limericks

[pieandbovrilman]

Bazaa Robson has got us in thurd
Making Jim Goodwin look like a turd
Surely Bazza’s our man
A lifelong Dons fan
Nah, bring on the next useless nurd!

[ByeByeScum2012]

To my unexpected delight
We’re sitting in third place tonight
But it has to be said
In regard to this thread
That Red John’s ones are utterly sh1te

[RED_JOHN]

I admit I am hard to please
As good football we played came to a cease
This could all change under Barry
Once we get a loan from Tottenham of Harry
Son might also get linked for a tease

[NaeMairNeeps]

Baz Rob's 18 points oot o' 24
Is a league beyond aathin that's gaed afore
tween Miovski an' Duk
knockin goals in like phook
Nae mention o' Sam Cosgrove anymore

Edit: f00k? banned word? Eh???

[Don Julio]

The scousers were aye arguin’
The officials their nerves wearing thin
So the lino did throw
Out his right elbow
Caught one of them right on the chin

[Don Julio]

There was once a man called McKinlay
Who grasped reality thinly
No lie of a word
Thought Farts should be 3rd
He clung to his sanity grimly

[Don Julio]

There once was a poster ca’d Neeps
A man from the land o the sheeps
Oft pithy and wise
So such a surprise
That ‘Jimmy’ should give him the creeps

[mondo_notion]

There once was a poster ca’d Neeps
A man from the land o the sheeps
Oft pithy and wise
So such a surprise
That ‘Jimmy’ should give him the creeps

Nice. Here, have some top red points....

[RED_JOHN]

There is a debate about a word chippy
Where teuchter’s can soon become nippy
They prefer it to be called a chipper
As they have called them since being a nipper
But the rest of us think they are dippy

[Don Julio]

There once was a team from Dundee
Whose exploits all fill us with glee
The times that they coulda
Or woulda or shoulda
And yet there’s no trophies to see