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Anent its difficulties with *double-entry book-keeping, and Johnston Carmichael’s “fûck this for a game of bean counters” retreat from the conflagration, apparently The Party “has already warned the Electoral Commission it is having ‘difficulty’ in finding a new firm”.

Wasn’t there one founded in 2012 following the hilarious disintegration of the old version?

*advice on double-entry may be available from MPs Hosie and MacNeil, and the fragrant Ms Cowdy ((I wid, but you’d need to send in Taylors Industrial Cleaning first). Rules? Why, certainly.
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Can just hear Nicola saying - “can you nae just make it ****in’ bawance?” The auditors resigned way back in October, 2022! Accountants are generally keen on new clients but there are no takers, curiously - it might be to do with the duty to report financial irregularities to the authorities? The Electoral Commission will soon have to get involved.