Fear o'Clock Alarm

[sinkov]

The dude in the bar said Saint George was a muesli eating gay chap who fought with the Romans and probably came from Turkey. Which all got me wondering how the feck he managed to get the England gig.

Where've you been anyway mon ami, waiting until 7 at night to post, not a proper St George's Day until some halfwit Lefty tells everyone that Georgie was actually Turkish or Greek Cypriot or something, not a Smoggie or a Scouser anyway, that's for sure. Can you get up earlier next time, you've almost spoilt the day.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Where've you been anyway mon ami, waiting until 7 at night to post, not a proper St George's Day until some halfwit Lefty tells everyone that Georgie was actually Turkish or Greek Cypriot or something, not a Smoggie or a Scouser anyway, that's for sure. Can you get up earlier next time, you've almost spoilt the day.

Because I don’t do xenophobic nonsense I had failed to remember to rattle the cage of the righteous wing of the nationalist tribe whilst lying in the sun in the Canary Islands.

[sinkov]

Because I don’t do xenophobic nonsense I had failed to remember to rattle the cage of the righteous wing of the nationalist tribe whilst lying in the sun in the Canary Islands.

You misunderstand mon ami, it's nothing to do with xenophobic nonsense, Lefties getting their knickers in a twist on St George's day is all part of the rich tapestry of our national culture, in fact it makes the day. The day would be next to meaningless without Lefty toys coming out of the pram, imagine an English summer without Royal Ascot, Wimbledon, Trooping the Colour, a Test Match at Lords, wouldn't be the same would it ? So stop being a spoilsport.