Bank Holiday

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You should try it Chalky, it is ace beyond words - just make sure that there is nobody around as imagine the sort of looks that you would get?

The bloke who owns the locksmiths just off the centre of Carlisle is a bit of a weirdo - he used to be my next door neighbour and a few years back I was in the bathroom upstairs and heard the kids playing outside on the patio so I grabbed a handful of those 'Fun Snaps' that make a little tiny cracking noise and smoke, you get them in newsagents and the likes and they will sell them to any ages, I chucked these onto the patio to scare the kids, which it did but some landed on the outside roof under the bathroom and the neighbour seen this and shouted loads of abuse and went off inside.

Next thing there are Police sirens and three policemen wanting to come in, I genuinely had no idea what they wanted and they said that they have had a complaint from the neighbour that I am aiming Fireworks at him, lighting them and setting them off, when I had shown them the Fun Snaps they got quite angry and hurried off to see him - next thing I see two coppers sticking his wife who helps in the shop into the back of the police van that was obviously initially brought along to take me away in, she was putting up a bit of resistance and looked half cut.

See Chalky, totally innocent fun can potentially get you in bother - my heart sank like mad when I seen these policemen at the door and wondering what they wanted, funnily enough another thing that crosses your mind is 'have I anything to hide that they will see when they come in' but nothing crossed my mind so I came to the conclusion that I watch too many police dramas.