Quote Originally Posted by Joy_Division View Post
I rushed pulling the zip up on my jeans and got the whole of my foreskin caught in the zip mechanism. Lucky for me (if you can call it lucky) after desperately trying to free myself my dad arrived and managed to get the end of a flat screwdriver into the pull up part of the zip and prise it open. But in prising the zip he was crushing my foreskin against the zip. It was bloody agony. My dad called me a tw*t and told me to be more careful in the future. Such a caring soul.
I suspect a lot of us blokes have had the cock in the zip moment. A solution to that would have been to wear ya fly zipped trousers the other way around but then many would probably think you was gay.