It would be funny if an old school mate and Albion fan posted on here.

His mum came home early one day when he was 15 and caught him w a n k I n g in front of the dressing table in her underwear!

He was over 6 feet tall and already had a beard at this point!

I pass him occasionally as I drive by my mums, he’s a pale shadow of his younger self.

The phrase….” W a n k I n g yourself to a standstill” very much comes to mind.