Mi Lord.. the Rt Hon Griff..

I have supplied evidence to the accused..

Facts as supplied via WhatsApp screen shots to the defence:

Bacupclaret&blue… lots of laughing emojis.. wish I would have thought of that..

Daughters boyfriend… a signed affidavit it was not him as he is on an oil rig in the North Sea off the Aberdeen coast..

Evidence…

1. I asked the moderator of this forum to look but he CBA… what is also important here is I have supplied a picture of the article in question, that is not in dispute what it says. as the learned Judge you have access to both forums.

2. Objection your honour… CUFC are not CUAFC, please reconsider the same as Man Utd (MUAFC), Notts County are not NCAFC either… very subjective… the accused knows we are RAFC.

3. point of order… you are here to judge not slander the prosecution…

Lastly looking at the defence argument presented his last point “Present”… refers to an endearment… why choose that term rather than a joke or banter… To imply it’s a “Present”… randomers do not send presents to each other…

I wait for the truth to be upheld…