Glasto is very middle class these days, £320 a ticket and a glamping tent STARTS at £3k - music like everything else seems to divide opinion these days, folk get so caught up in the scramble to make a comment relevant and divert attention towards themselves.

Arctic Monkeys was disappointing, lots of style but boring - fell asleep, Guns & Roses on the other hand smashed it. Elton John another level, no sound buds in his ears, worked the crowd and had me a bit teary as I know my late mom would have loved it.

For any Smiths fans out there check out Rick Astley's set with Blossoms, really good - he seems a top fella.