O/T:- Favourite Opposition's Football Song/Chant

[Magpies1959]

What about as our version of MoK
Sh*tty Ground oh Red Dogs play over the Trent
My desire is never to go there oh Sh*tty Ground
Just a thought.

[upthemaggies]

What about as our version of MoK
Sh*tty Ground oh Red Dogs play over the Trent
My desire is never to go there oh Sh*tty Ground
Just a thought.

Starting and ending it on "Sh*tty Ground" is a given.
For it to be effective though it's got to be about them failing in some way, rather than us just not wanting to go there, implying we're scared or intimidated by the place.
The Trent could be linked with drowning, a metaphor for going down, going under. So I think something about either the club or their fans disappearing into the Trent would be much more effective.
If we ever had a rivalry with them again then it will almost certainly be because they've been relegated and are in a slump, so it would land in those circumstances much better than it would in the current climate.


Sh*tty Ground, you r*d dogs drown-ing in-the Trent
My desire, is always to s*it here
Oh Sh*tty Ground