Vlad torgovnik*

[The Bedlington Terrier]

I like the young bit. I am 67 and retired, but I'm sorry I don't qualify for the uneducated bit. Burnley Grammar, 9 O Levels, 4 A Levels, Modern Languages at Oxford. A friend of mine a couple of years ago introduced me to her friend as 'smarter than a white rat, just a shame about his body'

Only 67? Nowt but a lad on here chastenor.