Goalkeeper

[JUSTaway]

last time I heard a whoosh that loud was when the ball went over Spaghetti's head at Tynecastle.

[Arabdownsouth]

last time I heard a whoosh that loud was when the ball went over Spaghetti's head at Tynecastle.

I could cope with the ball going over his head, it's when it managed to squeeze under his feet that really pissed me off

[That thing you do]

I could cope with the ball going over his head, it's when it managed to squeeze under his feet that really pissed me off

It was knowing that even I who played semi decently as a GK in my younger days could see a mile off he had the positioning sense of a google GPS in china and the command of his box that a chocloate tea pot has with hot water.

Then realising I shouldve been an SPFL GK coach because I couldnt do worse than Craig Hinchcliffe!

Lets call it what it is. He thought it was funny to like a tweet from Celtic about his own team getting pumped and downed tools there after, that is, the few tools he actually had.

And yet, ****e goalies was a clear reason for going down the last time too. Its like United learnt nothing from 2016-2021.

So frustrating

[Chick A Saw]

It was knowing that even I who played semi decently as a GK in my younger days could see a mile off he had the positioning sense of a google GPS in china and the command of his box that a chocloate tea pot has with hot water.

Then realising I shouldve been an SPFL GK coach because I couldnt do worse than Craig Hinchcliffe!

Lets call it what it is. He thought it was funny to like a tweet from Celtic about his own team getting pumped and downed tools there after, that is, the few tools he actually had.

And yet, ****e goalies was a clear reason for going down the last time too. Its like United learnt nothing from 2016-2021.

So frustrating

I dont think he had any tools in the first place. And i think him still being here is we are only able to rid ourselves of players like this with people moving on for a fee, which is essentially detrimental to our ability to strengthen the squad.

Dont understand why people couldnt see the parallels!

[japanarab]

It was knowing that even I who played semi decently as a GK in my younger days could see a mile off he had the positioning sense of a google GPS in china and the command of his box that a chocloate tea pot has with hot water.

Then realising I shouldve been an SPFL GK coach because I couldnt do worse than Craig Hinchcliffe!

Lets call it what it is. He thought it was funny to like a tweet from Celtic about his own team getting pumped and downed tools there after, that is, the few tools he actually had.

And yet, ****e goalies was a clear reason for going down the last time too. Its like United learnt nothing from 2016-2021.

So frustrating

This.

The Rangers game where the shot would have hit him in the legs had he stood still and he somehow dived out the way. Probably earned his reputation down under with "TV" saves that made him look better than he really was. Be interesting to see the St. J's keepers' performances this year under Hinchcliffe---lots of parried saves rather than catches I bet.