I can confirm he is still with us. How many thousands of pounds a week is he on?
I saw him last week. Came in to sit and have a coffee. He looked about to see if anyone was going to spot him before he sat down.
I was going to ask him for a selfie to freak him out but I chickened out. I couldn't trust myself not to tell him that I considered him the worst and most destructive Dundee United player I have seen in my 36 years of going to Tannadice.