AFC limericks

[Don Julio]

Last night was a cracking display
Of the football the Dons want to play
But we’re soft at the back
A new Rama we lack
So it all ended up in dismay

[Don Julio]

Last night our defence was right creaky
Improvements will undoubtedly be key
To the Aberdeen band
Headed now for Finland
Frankfurt and Thessonaliki

[Don Julio]

Winnae let me edit it for some reason, but Thessaloniki obviously (dunce cap).

[NaeMairNeeps]

Well gubbed, 2-0 by Hibernyin,
Our form of late is concernin'
In defence we were lackin,
We were sh!te at attackin,
Could we dae worse than signin' Scott Vernon?

[Don Julio]

Our season’s start has us low in the charts
Is it the team or the boss that are clarts?
Or do they just need time
For Barry’s plan to chime?
And can they fix it before we play Hearts?

[swaddon2]

Two weeks without fitba is bad
It makes me unhappy and sad
But, hold on a bit
The Dons are quite sh*t
So really, I'm actually glad

[NaeMairNeeps]

Half wye through international break,
nae meaninful games for fks sake
Tho' consoled Ah'm jist noo
that oor nation's near through
Ah'm fair strugglin' tae bide half awake.

[NaeMairNeeps]

An ex-Don called Kenny McLean
was sold for a financial gain.
As he headed doon sooth,
Donsdaft cried "'wa ye poof"
Nae judgin, nae challengin, jist sayin'

[NaeMairNeeps]

Anither bad day at Tynecastle,
Travellin' fans thinkin 'nae worth the hassle'
All dandies disappointed,
oor team looked disjointed,
... relieved by the ref's final whassel

[NaeMairNeeps]

On Aberdeen Live News Ah wis gazin,
Saw familiar names and some phrasin',
In the comments fae some,
Affa like AbMad chums,
An' nane o' ye worthy o' praisin'