Athletics

[mondo_notion]

I saw a bloke carrying a long pole.

"Oh are you a pole vaulter?"

No I'm German but how did you know my name was 'Valter?" ©DonUnder senior 1972

Chic Murray!

Are you guys trying to tell me that my auld man didn't make up that joke?

[Mason89]

Are you guys trying to tell me that my auld man didn't make up that joke?

Theres still a slight chance. Is your auld man Chic Murray at all?

[donsdaft]

Stupid jokes are a essential part of being a father.

Almost as important as balancing things on your head.

[Jupiter]

This reminds me of the old joke about the East German pole vault champion. He's now the West German pole vault champion.

[dons8321]

Stupid jokes are a essential part of being a father.

Almost as important as balancing things on your head.

Never tried the latter but when my daughter was a med student and telling me about all the rotations she had to do including fractures, I suggested that when that came around she and her cohorts should set up group on social media and call it "snap-chat"...just a blank look and a sad shake of the head was the response.

[donsdaft]

Bloody kids.
No appreciation of talent.

[Kager34]

Excited to attend the World Championships with Category 1 tickets for £6.80 on Wednesday morning. Despite not usually being interested, the unique opportunity and events like 200m, 800m, 5000m, long jump, javelin, and pole vault make it a worthwhile experience. Haven't been to a running track since my own running days also check athletes fortune.