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  1. #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by DonUnder View Post
    I saw a bloke carrying a long pole.

    "Oh are you a pole vaulter?"

    No I'm German but how did you know my name was 'Valter?" ©DonUnder senior 1972
    Quote Originally Posted by dons8321 View Post
    Chic Murray!
    Are you guys trying to tell me that my auld man didn't make up that joke?

  2. #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by mondo_notion View Post
    Are you guys trying to tell me that my auld man didn't make up that joke?
    Theres still a slight chance. Is your auld man Chic Murray at all?

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    Stupid jokes are a essential part of being a father.

    Almost as important as balancing things on your head.

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    This reminds me of the old joke about the East German pole vault champion. He's now the West German pole vault champion.

  5. #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by donsdaft View Post
    Stupid jokes are a essential part of being a father.

    Almost as important as balancing things on your head.
    Never tried the latter but when my daughter was a med student and telling me about all the rotations she had to do including fractures, I suggested that when that came around she and her cohorts should set up group on social media and call it "snap-chat"...just a blank look and a sad shake of the head was the response.

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    Bloody kids.
    No appreciation of talent.

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    Excited to attend the World Championships with Category 1 tickets for £6.80 on Wednesday morning. Despite not usually being interested, the unique opportunity and events like 200m, 800m, 5000m, long jump, javelin, and pole vault make it a worthwhile experience. Haven't been to a running track since my own running days also check athletes fortune.
    Last edited by Kager34; 16-11-2023 at 02:20 PM. Reason: info added

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