AFC limericks

[swaddon2]

It's close to the end of the year
It's not been a year full of cheer
In the year '24
Barry will be no more
From the play-offs, we will be clear

[NaeMairNeeps]

3-0 v Ross County, job done
Has our charge up the table begun?
Aa that rinnin aboot,
has paid dividends nae doot,
but the clincher was 4-2-3-1!

[ByeByeScum2012]

On the back five oor Barry’s reliance
Was looking more like an act of defiance
So stick with the four
And you’ll climb off the floor
We all know it’s nae rocket science

[NaeMairNeeps]

There once was a poster called Slider
whose sister allowed him to ride her
She enquired, "whaddya want?
My arse or my c*nt?"
He replied "I'll have both if not either!"

[swaddon2]

This weekend, no balls will be kicked
Out of boredom, a dog's arse I licked
It tasted quite bad
And the dog owner's dad
Was a copper, and so I was nicked

[swaddon2]

The Dons have just beaten the Clyde
So I gave my fave sheep a good ride
The owner of the farm
Wants to do me some harm
So now I need somewhere to hide

[NaeMairNeeps]

Tonight at Pit o de reee,
dismal Dons will try dumpin' Dundee
A 'must-win' for certain,
or Baz will be sportin
a face like an auld burst settee

[NaeMairNeeps]

Tonight, if we dinna start scorin',
oot the exits oor fans will be pourin'
The punters in red,
Will demand baz's head
wi' their underwear dreepin' wi' urine

[NaeMairNeeps]

It's Dons v Dundee at Pittodrie.
Will Robson outsmart Tony Docherty?
Up against the Dark Blues
should we happen to lose,
Will the reason be tactical poverty?

[NaeMairNeeps]

Gloomy night in auld Aiberdeen,
Barry's progress remains to be seen
A display of incompetence,
begats urinary incontinence
Now the board surely must intervene