Ah near pissed masel laughin at the bit where an auld beggar is tappin' money aff the character played by Jon Morrison.

Morrison has the coin in his hand but hesitates ... and asks 'what dye want it for?'
to which the auld guy says somethin like "what's it got tae dae wi' you whit Ah dae wi' ma money? .. now, gies it!" ... crackin!