Poker joke

[Len Bury]

Local football match.
One team is a man short.
Captain of that team informs the ref and explains the missing player is on leave from the RAF and will be 10 minutes late for the game.
The Ref says OK, you can start the match with a man short, but as soon as the player arrives notify me and he can enter the pitch.
10 minutes into the match an aircraft flies over the pitch and a man is seen parachuting down and lands on the centre circle.
The Ref approaches the man, yellow cards him and then red cards him ....... Why ?.....

[Len Bury]

Answer......
He was Yellow carded for entering the field of play without permission...
Red Carded for Discent(dissent).... Oh Well, I'll get me coat.....