What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip-off!



What do you get when you mix human DNA and goat DNA?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.


What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She gagged.



What do tofu and a vibrator have in common?

They are both meat substitutes.



What did the guy say when he got caught playing with himself to an optical illusion?

It’s not what it looks like!


What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are you shaking? She’s going to eat me!


What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.


What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste!


What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that little thing?