And you will get a serious answer. When i was 10 or eleven there was a big discussion about changing some words in the said mass, the discussion went on for years, it may have been about " and also with you".

The debate was in the catholic Herald, id read anything back then, stretching to the vatican, my mother used to buy it ocasionally. Even at that age i thought it was absurd, silly, it was people in the church playing power politics.

I dont know about the above, if its local that would be something extraordinary, and it is as silly today as its ever been. If id have been there, and the chant was " and with your spirit", id reply "COKE".

Religion needs to move on from set piece adoration to something more adult.

There should be a section, a sermon full of bawdy jokes, im sure he would like that.