Exaggerated sun glasses , kiss me quick hats , Hawaiian shirts and shorts will all be in attendance tomorrow .

Lancashire Police with all weekend leave postponed keeping an eye on the pubs whilst bonehead bouncers patrol the doors .

A good greasy spoon Blackpool cafe to start the day and the traditional full English and straight on the lash , exotic dances have been known to frequent the Manchester on a Saturday dinnertime when the reds are in town , I use the term exotic very loosely .

All set up nicely for the main event inside Bloomfield Road which many reds won't make of course .

You get to a certain age and it's not quite for you anymore , this is one of those Saturday's .