Is you researching Yimmy? Ye’ve been selt a pup, we canna mak top 4 now
Maybe next year though eh?

But you were looking for advice - here goes:

We hate Glasgow Rangers, we hate Celtic too
It’s a chipper, nae a chippy
It’s a roll, but rowie is acceptable
Steer clear o’ thon gype Cormack and niver, ever, try and play wi a back three

You’re welcome min
Ah the best