Pretendy franchise club created by the Quangocrats at Inverness and Nairn Enterprise.

My late bro-in-law and his Jags pals never went anywhere near the former Longman dump after their club was destroyed. It did mean that they could bide in his dad’s pub, the Corriegarth from 2.30 until 6, rather than attend the match, and limit themselves to a beer at HT, until the wives saw hooses being built on the site of Kingsmills, a great ground to visit, and the caper was halted.

I would not bat an eyelid if these anti-fitba wänkers went out of business.