So wee Connor Barron’s a Hun
Wi’ the Orcs he’ll be having his fun
To us now he’s dead
Even though we were lead
To believe he wasn’t a cun (with a silent t)
We now have a half-decent 'keeper
Kelle Roos gave us Dons fans the jeepers
The new guy's a Bulgar
Whose language is vulgar
RedTV must use the bleeper
So wee Connor Barron’s a Hun
Wi’ the Orcs he’ll be having his fun
To us now he’s dead
Even though we were lead
To believe he wasn’t a cun (with a silent t)
Fùck off then you cünt, Connor Barron
You’l be warmin the bench, nae starrin
Too big for yer boots
You’ll end up with the Jutes
And Forfarshire driveways be tarrin
It appears we've been conned by young Connor.
Our fans and our club he's dishonoured.
We thought he was red,
but he's joined the inbred,
as a permanent Sevco bench warmer.
Here's hopin new manager Yimmy,
is inspired by the legend o' Simmy.
'Heid First' wi' panache,
F**k yer Pope an' yer sash.
We're comin' for Teddy an' Timmy!
Despite all misfortunes and mishaps,
4 words story pulls us up by the bootstraps.
But now it's close season,
That may be the reason,
we're focused on Daphne Broon's pishflaps.
A Tannadice louse known as Marvin,
close season, complained he was starvin.
but with premiership ahead,
he would soon be well fed,
Nae promise, nae threat but a warnin!
Dundee sides represented twice
One fae Dens, the other Tannadice.
In the Scottish top tier,
So geographically near,
Surely both are infested wi' lice.
(... discuss?? ... )
A Motherwell rat known as Trevor
On a low calorie diet did endeavour
Says 'if Ah can get thin,
and Ah die in a bin,
Nae 'well fan will dine on me ever.
I remember in '72,
Dons top was bought for me anew
Neck triangle and flaps,
I had cock, balls and paps!
Ah wis Harper an' Zoltan an' Drew!!